banners, groveling and peen

     There’s a couple of things I’ve been dragging my feet on and completely forgetting about, respectively.  Namely, the following:

     First of all, Jesse Campbell over at ZOMBIE BITES has picked up my banner-making slack (this wasn’t even the first time!) and created the nifty banner you see to the left for OPG 2013: CruMpLe MaNiA!!  The very act of which is incredibly generous and forgiving of him especially considering the complete lack of support I’ve given him over the better part of a year or more.  His artistic efforts over the last couple of years have reached levels I am still struggling to attain and I truly admire his persistence and courage.  Take a minute to stop on by and offer your support in comments or donations.  He’s really thrown himself into his work and deserves reward for his efforts.

     Secondly, holy moly crap!!  Can you believe I almost forgot the OCTOBER WEEN for this year’s Octoberween-Palooza-Ganza!!?!  Herp derp, Ed!  It’s an O-PG not a PG, you dumbass!  Anyway, here it is, freshly drawn in full crumple style:


     This crumple is also fair game for anyone participating in this year’s OPG if you like your artwork filled with bloody, fuzzy peen.  As always, thanks for stopping by.

feather-splosion and monkey hypnosis

     My cable modem died last night, severing my connection to ye olde Internets but now I’m back with an EXTREME SUPER-PALOOZA DOUBLE-DAWG CRAZY-CRUMPLE post!!  Behold, as I amaze you with not one, but TWO WHOLE IMAGES with mind-shattering commentary to rock your soul and break your heart:


     This guy is a bit more unique than most of my crumples.  His lack of a forehead, small brain and feathery explosion make him look like some sort of crazy insectiod witch doctor.  Perhaps this is all the Fuzzy Skeletonian HMO can afford these days.  It’s no wonder there’s such a high rate of anxiety and bleeding in the Fuzzy Skeletonian population.


     I originally passed over this guy but now I’ve come back to him because he has this kinda cute monkey hypnosis presence about him.  Of course, if you let him hypnotize you he’d probably just end up eating your face off but that’s really just alternative medicine to a Fuzzy Skeletonian.

     This concludes the EXTREME SUPER-PALOOZA DOUBLE-DAWG CRAZY-CRUMPLE post!  YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD!!1!

sweeping across


     This guy has a sort of energy wave sweeping across behind him.  This is a feature I’ve created in the past.  Although I don’t think the wave’s symbolism is as clear as it used to be.  The man who drew the above image is certainly much different than he was when the this feature first appeared on paper.

narrow-headed intensity


     I like how these narrow-headed guys turn out.  They’re smaller stature seems to give them more intensity somehow.  This guy also has my patented “elbow neck” feature that you may have seen before.

     Thanks for stopping by.  The wine I had for dinner and Vangelis’ sweet sounds are starting to lower my eyelids.  Nighty nite, folks.