banners, groveling and peen

     There’s a couple of things I’ve been dragging my feet on and completely forgetting about, respectively.  Namely, the following:

     First of all, Jesse Campbell over at ZOMBIE BITES has picked up my banner-making slack (this wasn’t even the first time!) and created the nifty banner you see to the left for OPG 2013: CruMpLe MaNiA!!  The very act of which is incredibly generous and forgiving of him especially considering the complete lack of support I’ve given him over the better part of a year or more.  His artistic efforts over the last couple of years have reached levels I am still struggling to attain and I truly admire his persistence and courage.  Take a minute to stop on by and offer your support in comments or donations.  He’s really thrown himself into his work and deserves reward for his efforts.

     Secondly, holy moly crap!!  Can you believe I almost forgot the OCTOBER WEEN for this year’s Octoberween-Palooza-Ganza!!?!  Herp derp, Ed!  It’s an O-PG not a PG, you dumbass!  Anyway, here it is, freshly drawn in full crumple style:


     This crumple is also fair game for anyone participating in this year’s OPG if you like your artwork filled with bloody, fuzzy peen.  As always, thanks for stopping by.

feather-splosion and monkey hypnosis

     My cable modem died last night, severing my connection to ye olde Internets but now I’m back with an EXTREME SUPER-PALOOZA DOUBLE-DAWG CRAZY-CRUMPLE post!!  Behold, as I amaze you with not one, but TWO WHOLE IMAGES with mind-shattering commentary to rock your soul and break your heart:


     This guy is a bit more unique than most of my crumples.  His lack of a forehead, small brain and feathery explosion make him look like some sort of crazy insectiod witch doctor.  Perhaps this is all the Fuzzy Skeletonian HMO can afford these days.  It’s no wonder there’s such a high rate of anxiety and bleeding in the Fuzzy Skeletonian population.


     I originally passed over this guy but now I’ve come back to him because he has this kinda cute monkey hypnosis presence about him.  Of course, if you let him hypnotize you he’d probably just end up eating your face off but that’s really just alternative medicine to a Fuzzy Skeletonian.

     This concludes the EXTREME SUPER-PALOOZA DOUBLE-DAWG CRAZY-CRUMPLE post!  YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD!!1!

sweeping across


     This guy has a sort of energy wave sweeping across behind him.  This is a feature I’ve created in the past.  Although I don’t think the wave’s symbolism is as clear as it used to be.  The man who drew the above image is certainly much different than he was when the this feature first appeared on paper.

narrow-headed intensity


     I like how these narrow-headed guys turn out.  They’re smaller stature seems to give them more intensity somehow.  This guy also has my patented “elbow neck” feature that you may have seen before.

     Thanks for stopping by.  The wine I had for dinner and Vangelis’ sweet sounds are starting to lower my eyelids.  Nighty nite, folks.

mouth bleed and self-abuse (not the good kind)


     They say if you dream that you’re bleeding from your mouth it means you’re doing something that’s bad for you but you keep doing it anyway.  While I’ve never dreamt this specifically it is a very frequent feature in my artwork which is largely unplanned and subject to my unconscious impulses and desires.  I’ve also been actively abusing myself lately in the form of a stupid, competitive, online game which only makes me even more anxious than I already am.  But I keep playing it even though I realize the detrimental way in which it affects me.  Must be a symptom of a deeper disturbance.

one-eyed dad bastard


     This is one of several crumples where I deliberately drew lines to either side of the one eye to emulate my father’s eye patch strap just to see how it felt.  It felt forced but I also think it adds a bit of realism for me.  Helps me keep in mind what I’m trying to confront when a Fuzzy Skeletonian emerges on the page.

OPG 2013 CrUmpLe MaNiA!!

     Shit got a little too real when I started sculpting Fuzzy Skeletonians instead of drawing them so I’m taking a step back to when I was pretty happy with my art, that being crumple drawings.  I cranked out a bunch of them earlier in the year (as well as a few more in recent days) and I should have more than enough to turn Octoberween-Palooza-Ganza 2013 into CrUmpLe MaNiA!!  Everyday, all October long, I will present at least one new crumple drawing to delight and disturb you all!

     Of course, you are all encouraged to participate in OPG 2013 CrUmpLe MaNiA!! in whatever season-appropriate fashion you desire.  Make some art and share it with the rest of us, blog about Halloween, horror or October in general or you can simply make a donation to support my work.  I’m pretty flexible.

     Participation also has it’s rewards.  All participants will receive a signed print of any crumple drawing displayed here during the month of October.  Anyone generous enough to make a donation will also receive the original crumple drawing of their choice on a first come, first serve basis.  Yes, that’s correct, donation is the easiest and most advantageous way for you to participate.  So if you have some extra cash laying around gathering dust just toss it my way this October and BAM! you’ll be receiving BOTH a signed print AND an original artwork when it’s all said and done this October.

(example 8.5″ x 11″ print with 5.5″ x 8.5″ crumple drawing)

     That’s about it for the OPG 2013 CrUmpLe MaNiA!! ground rules.  Stop on by starting tomorrow for all the crumply festivities!

weird energy


     You must be all like, “What the hell, man!?  Changing to this brand new FUCKING AWESOME header AND changing the blog title without an explanation!!??!!”  Well I gotta tell ya, it’s all about this weird energy that’s been driving me lately.

     I mean, did you know there can be a PURPOSE to life?  A reason for trying?  I thought I had it all figured out a few years ago.  Thought life was meaningless, pointless, a random existence bereft of coherence and understanding.  Then I got back into my art.  In the years since then I’ve had fun with my art, gotten inspired by other artists, old and new and come to realize that my art is truly a part of me that I cannot deny.

     This new clarity of purpose and the accompanying motivation has resulted in a positive, negative, swirling, weird energy that’s got me producing art almost everyday (I’m even posting to Twitter and shit).  I’m also out of my mind with fear.  Having dreams and goals for the future is not what I’m used to.  I’ve spent almost all of my adult life in an angry, protective, nihilistic, defeatism and having hope for the future is a very strange and scary thing for me now.  However, amidst the fear and weirdness, things are starting to become clear here and there, like my new header.

     The new header (and blog title) is really more of a head-ING for me to travel towards.  I’ve decided that the concept of the Fuzzy Skeletonian needs to be pursued in earnest, explored fully, with an eye towards bringing it to an eventual mature completion before I die.  I decided Torso Man (a.k.a Fuzzy Skeletonian #1) should lead the way with his fuzzy fuzzy torso of power!  I’ve also been cranking out more and more Fuzzy Skeletonian crumple drawings like the one you see above.  I’ve got a stack nearly a foot tall that grows everyday!

     I hope the future brings good things to my art.  I hope my art brings good things to the future.  And I hope I keep my head and don’t fall to my fears.  Finally, in closing, welcome to The Fuzzy Skeletonian.  I am your host, Vincent.

crumple focus & professional dreams


     A generous and wise man once said, “Focus on the parts that make you feel good.”  And that’s what I’m doing.  I’ve been cranking out crumple drawing after crumple drawing and just trying to enjoy myself!  Draw-draw-draw, crumple-crumple-crumple, uncrumple-uncrumple-uncrumple, YAY!!  Feels good to get silly with my markers again and not take things too seriously : D

     It’s weird though.  At the same time I also have the very strong impulse to be a professional artist.  To make some extra cash off my art.  A regular income from my artwork would be just the sweetest thing.  Help me out with this dream.  If you enjoy my artwork and you have an extra buck or two consider making a donation or even put me to work on a commission just for you!  The way I’m feeling right now it would really make my day : )