My cable modem died last night, severing my connection to ye olde Internets but now I’m back with an EXTREME SUPER-PALOOZA DOUBLE-DAWG CRAZY-CRUMPLE post!! Behold, as I amaze you with not one, but TWO WHOLE IMAGES with mind-shattering commentary to rock your soul and break your heart:
This guy is a bit more unique than most of my crumples. His lack of a forehead, small brain and feathery explosion make him look like some sort of crazy insectiod witch doctor. Perhaps this is all the Fuzzy Skeletonian HMO can afford these days. It’s no wonder there’s such a high rate of anxiety and bleeding in the Fuzzy Skeletonian population.
I originally passed over this guy but now I’ve come back to him because he has this kinda cute monkey hypnosis presence about him. Of course, if you let him hypnotize you he’d probably just end up eating your face off but that’s really just alternative medicine to a Fuzzy Skeletonian.
This concludes the EXTREME SUPER-PALOOZA DOUBLE-DAWG CRAZY-CRUMPLE post! YOU’RE WELCOME WORLD!!1!