for the cock lovers

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     Behold my swinging organ!  It swings!  It wiggles!  It bounces with each steppy step!  Don’t get too close or it’ll hit you in the eye!  I figure it’s about damn time I posted some COCK for the cock lovers out there.  I’ve been letting the heat and the overtime get to me and I’ve been lax in my artistic responsibilities as a creator of gratuitous, hastily drawn, PORN.

     This was drawn in the classic Sharpie craze style that I’ve so diligently bored you with in the past.  There’s something about a Sharpie that I’m so completely comfortable with.  I think part of its appeal is that it’s got just the right amount of friction as it moves across the page.  Also, the fumes.  Sharpie fumes can’t be fairly described as pleasant but they’re a smell I’ve grown used to.  Sort of an acquired taste.  While drawing, this all comes together in a peculiar way for me.  The fumes, the friction, the slight headache from said fumes.  It’s like I’m huffing the fumes, metaphorically jerking off and drawing all at the same time.  It’s not a healthy relationship but that’s part of what makes it great.  Maybe someday I’ll get to the point where I’m actually jerkin’ it while I’m drawing but who knows.  I’ve drank for three nights in a row now.  Can you tell?

     Anyway, enjoy the cock.  The cock loves you and wants your adorations.

6 thoughts on “for the cock lovers

  1. YES! This is awesome. That'd be interesting to see a picture you've drawn while jerkin it. It'd be a couple really squiggily lines and then a huge stain at the bottom. (DAMN IT! Came too fast!)

  2. Love it! In the thumbnail view on my dashboard, before i realized they were legs (i'm a little slow sometimes), it looked like a massive vagina chasm and a little penis…like the proverbial hotdog down the hallway thing :D lol then i realized that indeed they were legs and i still chuckled cause penises always make me laugh for some reason :D then there was the jolly second paragraph description… like Mr. Gable said, that'd be interesting to see :D

  3. What a mighty fine sex organ you have there.

    I feel a little weird. I just saw your wanker and I barely know thee.

    Your love of the fumes made me laugh. Glad to see the Sharpie porn is back. Glad your spirits have lifted a bit.

  4. HOORAY FOR COCK!!!

    Me too on the Sharpies. It was only a few years ago that I realized exactly how vaporous they were. Sometimes if you file a drawing away quickly after working on it will hold on to that smell for years. WHOOSH! I haven't worked with my sharpies in a while. hmmmm….Maybe I'm going into withdrawl.

    …and btw…
    thanks for all the cock. :-)

  5. Campbell: Yeah, I still notice the faint odor of the fumes when I leaf through my old sketchbooks. Also, you're welcome for the cock, it's the least I can do.

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