This is the only honest to goodness, actually attempting a photographic likeness, self-portrait I have ever done. This was completed when I was 19 years old. Early college, when I was all ambitious, arrogant and very serious about myself. At the time I was all like, “I’m gonna draw myself using two mirrors, man! That way what I draw will be an actual likeness of myself and not just a mirror image!” And so I did. I used two mirrors, concentrated very hard, narcissistically paid special attention to my eyes and pursed lips and, in the end, screwed the whole thing up by making the distance from the tip of my nose to my chin noticeably shorter than it actually is. Eh, whatcha gonna do. I was young, dumb and fulla cum. The odds of me not screwing this up were pretty slim to begin with.
Have a good new year. I plan to get drunk and burn shit.